Dylan came up behind me today wearing really big working gloves. He was patting my head, shoulders, and back. I asked him what he was doing and this is how he responded...
Dylan: My name is Jesus.
Me: Your name is not Jesus. Jesus is in Heaven.
Dylan: My name is Jesus and I am making you. I am making you and I am going to put you in your mommy's womb.
Then he thinks for a little while, I almost can't believe I am typing this part. He asks me...
Dylan: How did you eat me when I was little?
Me: I didn't eat you when you were little.
Dylan: Yes you did. You ate me and then I was in your tummy, and then you pooped me out!!
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